If Squirrels Invaded: What’s Your Wackiest Defense Plan?
Suppose you wake up and the squirrels have staged a full-on garden coup—rabbits just watching in awe, birds providing air support. How do you defend your precious stores? Me, I’m arming the scarecrow with a supersoaker, outfitting him in full battle gear (maybe a colander helmet), and stationing him by the tomatoes. Plan B: train the garden gnome