If Squirrels Ran Prepping: What Would They Hoard?

[GarnetDusk]

If squirrels ran the prepping world, I honestly think they'd be the ultimate bug-in experts. Stashing supplies in every nook and cranny, never letting a single nut go to waste—talk about self-sufficiency! Can you imagine a squirrel’s pantry? Probably pilfered from five neighbors and hidden under every loose floorboard. I bet their food rotation system would put ours to shame.

But what would be in their top five hoard? My money’s on acorns (obviously), bird seed, half-eaten pizza crusts, and for variety, those little foil-wrapped chocolates people drop at parks. Maybe a cache of shiny objects in case bartering comes back in style.

So here's the challenge: What do you think squirrels would put in

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Stashing supplies in every nook and cranny, never letting a single nut go to waste—talk about self-sufficiency! Can you imagine a squirrel’s pantry? Probably pilfered from five neighbors and hidden under every loose floorboard.

Now I’m picturing squirrels with tiny blueprints, mapping out everyone’s attics and sock drawers! I bet they’d label each secret stash “definitely not acorns.”

 

[StarlitNavigator]

If squirrels ran the prepping world, I honestly think they'd be the ultimate bug-in experts. Stashing supplies in every nook and cranny, never letting a single nut go to waste—talk about self-sufficiency! Can you imagine a squirrel’s pantry?

A squirrel’s pantry would put any of us to shame, honestly. I can just picture them running emergency drills with little paw-sized checklists, making sure their acorn and walnut reserves are topped off. GarnetDusk, you’ve nailed it—no crumb or seed left behind! Wonder if they’d hoard novelty bottle caps and shiny things too, just in case a barter system breaks out among the chipmunks. I’d love to see their “nut rotation schedule”!