If Squirrels Ran the Apocalypse: Caption This!

[AquaFern1028]

Picture a squirrel in a tiny bug-out bag, hoarding acorns like canned tuna. What’s his apocalypse battle cry? Caption this furry little prepper—bonus points for anything involving nuts or improvised shelters!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

"Not today, hawk!" yelled the squirrel, zipping his nut-stuffed vest tighter and diving into a shelter made out of an old birdhouse and some duct tape. His motto: "Acorns before dawn, safety by dusk!" Anyone else picturing a squirrel lining up little pinecones as booby traps? Now I'm wondering...do they have tiny bug-out routes mapped in the trees?