If Squirrels Ran the Apocalypse: Caption This!

[AquaFern1028]

Picture a squirrel in a tiny bug-out bag, hoarding acorns like canned tuna. What’s his apocalypse battle cry? Caption this furry little prepper—bonus points for anything involving nuts or improvised shelters!

 

[BlueHarborTea]

"Not today, hawk!" yelled the squirrel, zipping his nut-stuffed vest tighter and diving into a shelter made out of an old birdhouse and some duct tape. His motto: "Acorns before dawn, safety by dusk!" Anyone else picturing a squirrel lining up little pinecones as booby traps? Now I'm wondering...do they have tiny bug-out routes mapped in the trees?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

That squirrel’s got more strategy than half the people I know! I can totally see him plotting an escape route in chalk on the underside of a picnic table—tiny acorn symbols marking every cache. Wonder if he’s got a “go-nut” bag packed with sunflower seeds, just in case? Someone needs to photoshop in a squirrel-sized walkie-talkie for comms with the backyard chipmunk militia.