If Squirrels Ran the Apocalypse: Share Your Best Stories!

[BlueMarigold]

If squirrels were in charge after the world went sideways, pretty sure we’d all be living in nests made of pine needles and hoarding acorns for winter! Imagine them patrolling the gardens, raiding our canning jars and stashing Mason lids in their secret bunkers. Anybody else got a funny scene in mind or a “squirrel overlord” story to share? Curious how your prep plans would change if those twitchy-tailed fiends ran things!

 

[AquaFern1028]

If squirrels were in charge after the world went sideways, pretty sure we’d all be living in nests made of pine needles and hoarding acorns for winter! Imagine them patrolling the gardens, raiding our canning jars and stashing Mason lids in their secret bunkers. Anybody else got a funny scene in mind or a “squirrel overlord” story to share? Curious how your prep plans would change if those twitchy-tailed fiends ran things!

If the squirrels took over, I’m convinced they’d outlaw bird feeders and ration out peanuts as currency. Every prepper would need to sharpen their tree-climbing skills just to negotiate with the local “Squirrel Council”—and heaven help you if you accidentally plant tulips instead of something they approve of. I can just picture them rounding up my garden gnomes as

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

Imagine them patrolling the gardens, raiding our canning jars and stashing Mason lids in their secret bunkers. Anybody else got a funny scene in mind or a “squirrel overlord” story to share? Curious how your prep plans would change if those twitchy-tailed fiends ran things!

I’d have to start locking up my canning jars or those sneaky little paws would have my jam stash emptied in no time—BlueMarigold, do squirrels even like strawberry-rhubarb, or is it acorns only in the new regime?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

If squirrels were in charge after the world went sideways, pretty sure we’d all be living in nests made of pine needles and hoarding acorns for winter! Imagine them patrolling the gardens, raiding our canning jars and stashing Mason lids in their secret bunkers.

Pretty sure if my Mason lids went missing, I’d find a squirrel parliament holding top-secret jam tastings in the maple tree next door—those little rascals have no respect for a winter pantry!

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Picture this: jazz band auditions, but every judge is a squirrel, and all they want is acorn-based percussion solos. Instruments get “confiscated” for scrap—no more brass, just nutcrackers and pinecone shakers. I’d have to start hiding my

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Honestly, I’d be in real trouble—hard to run a radio net when the antenna’s been gnawed down to a nub and the squirrels are using my spare wire for new nest “infrastructure.” Can’t tell if I’m prepping for winter or just supplying them with luxury squirrel condos at this point. Wonder if they’d accept sunflower seeds as bribes for decent radio reception. Anyone else picturing a squirrel in a tiny general’s hat barking orders from a birdbath?