If Squirrels Ruled: Apocalypse Edition!

[GarnetDusk]

Picture this: the acorn hordes rise, tiny bushy-tailed warlords claim the caches, and we're the ones hoarding nuts. What's your #1 defense against highly coordinated squirrel raiders? Personally, I’m thinking a decoy stash of walnuts and a "Beware of Cat" sign.

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Picture this: the acorn hordes rise, tiny bushy-tailed warlords claim the caches, and we're the ones hoarding nuts. What's your #1 defense against highly coordinated squirrel raiders? Personally, I’m thinking a decoy stash of walnuts and a "Beware of Cat" sign.

Maybe toss in a motion sensor that plays barking dog sounds for good measure—those squirrel masterminds won’t know what hit them! Your decoy stash idea is genius, but I’d use pecans to really mess with their tiny heads.

 

[GarnetDusk]

If the squirrels are running things, I’m building a tiny trebuchet and launching fake acorns as a distraction—think they’d negotiate for peanut butter? Anyone got squirrel-sized armor plans?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Picture this: the acorn hordes rise, tiny bushy-tailed warlords claim the caches, and we're the ones hoarding nuts. What's your #1 defense against highly coordinated squirrel raiders? Personally, I’m thinking a decoy stash of walnuts and a "Beware of Cat" sign.

A squirrel trebuchet sounds risky—what if they turn our own acorn ammo against us? I’d try peanut butter diplomacy before risking a full-on siege!

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Personally, I’m thinking a decoy stash of walnuts and a "Beware of Cat" sign.

Tiny trebuchet? Now *that’s* thinking outside the birdfeeder! I can just picture a battalion of squirrels stopping mid-charge, all twitchy tails and beady eyes, to watch an acorn arc through the sky—talk about a distraction tactic. Though if you start a peanut butter negotiation, be careful, or you’ll have a squirrel committee camping out on your roof demanding more every morning! As for squirrel-sized armor, maybe old bottle caps and scraps of tin foil could work, but I fear we’d only make them look more formidable. Maybe if we combine efforts: you build the trebuchet, and I’ll rig some peanut butter “peace talks”—if that fails, I’ll unleash my grandson’s remote-control monster truck as backup cavalry. How do you think the squirrels would respond to a decoy army made of sock puppets? At this rate, those bushy-tailed raiders won’t know if they’re at war or in the middle of a parade.