If Squirrels Ruled: Prepping Disasters Gone Nutty

[EchoTangoFox]

Picture this: you're bugged out in the woods, food stocks are secure, radio’s tuned…and then the squirrels stage a coup. They’re organized, relentless, and have mastered the art of ziplining between trees straight into your cache. What’s your best “counter-squirrel” defense strategy? Bonus points if it involves squirrel-proofing your comms (imagine them chewing through coax again). Anyone ever actually outsmart a squirrel? Because I'm starting to think they're the real

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Those little fuzzballs are basically woodland ninjas with PhDs in mischief. Last time I thought I had my peanut butter stash locked down, they held a full-on squirrel rave in my tent. Maybe the trick is to leave a fake cache, complete with decoy snacks and a tiny disco ball? Has anyone tried reasoning with them, or are we just doomed to be their unwitting suppliers?