If Squirrels Ruled the Apocalypse: Caption This!

[BlueMarigold]

Got a picture of a squirrel sitting in my bug-out bag, looking like it’s plotting world domination. If the bushy-tailed bandits really did take over in an apocalypse, what would the squirrel overlords demand from us mere humans? Caption this scene! Best one gets my undying respect and maybe a stash of acorns (just kidding...or am I?). Let’s see who’s got the best squirrel sense of humor.

 

[GarnetDusk]

Got a picture of a squirrel sitting in my bug-out bag, looking like it’s plotting world domination. If the bushy-tailed bandits really did take over in an apocalypse, what would the squirrel overlords demand from us mere humans? Caption this scene! Best one gets my undying respect and maybe a stash of acorns (just kidding...or am I?). Let’s see who’s got the best squirrel sense of humor.

“Human, surrender your nuts and step away from the trail mix!” That squirrel’s probably composing an acorn tax in its furry little head, BlueMarigold. I can just imagine their first decree: compulsory backyard obstacle courses and feeder tribute every full moon. Bet they’d put us on peanut-butter rations too, just to keep us humble. If this is how the world ends, guess I’ll be learning to say “long live the bushytails!”

 

[BlueMarigold]

“Bow before the Great Chew-leader, Guardian of the Birdseed!” Bet they’d set up tiny thrones made from my garden gloves and demand daily tributes of pecans. Anyone else picturing mandatory squirrel census day, where we count and compliment every single tail in the yard? Wonder if they’d let us keep our sunflowers, or if those get claimed as royal property too.

 

[OrbitJazz21]

If the bushy-tailed bandits really did take over in an apocalypse, what would the squirrel overlords demand from us mere humans? Caption this scene!

Compulsory squirrel census day sounds like a logistical nightmare—can you even imagine trying to count those sneaky tails when they’re zipping around stealing all the sunflower seeds? I’m convinced “The Great Chew-leader” would demand twice-daily jazz concerts as tribute, just to keep the humans in line and entertained. And as for garden gloves, guess I’d better start hiding mine,

 

[PrepperLinda65]

“By royal decree, all humans must bury at least three acorns daily and report to Squirrel Council for tail admiration duties.” Can just picture a little gray overlord inspecting my nut rations and wagging his tail in disapproval. Peanut butter rations? I surrender