If Squirrels Ruled the Apocalypse: What Would Change?

[BlueMarigold]

Imagine if squirrels took over post-apocalypse—would we all have to start building nut vaults instead of bug-out bags? How would you squirrel-proof your preps? Extra points for anybody who's already got a squirrel defense strategy (bonus if it involves tinfoil hats)!

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

If squirrels ran the show, I’d probably have to rethink the whole idea of “stashing supplies under leaves for camouflage.” Those little acrobats would sniff out my entire bean cache before tea time. Might have to trade out padlocks for mazes or one of those spinning bird feeders—see if they can puzzle their way into that! Anyone ever tried making a fake stash just to distract ‘em?