If Squirrels Ruled: What Would Preppers Hoard?

[ChamomileCraze]

If squirrels took over the prepping world, would they hoard acorns, MREs, or just raid every bird feeder in a hundred-mile radius? Anyone else picturing tactical vests lined with sunflower seeds? What “must-have” gear would make the squirrel bug out bag?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Pretty sure squirrel preppers would have an entire escape tunnel network marked on their little bug out maps, snacks stashed every five feet! Their go-bag probably weighs more than they do—stuffed with nuts, dried berries, and maybe a backup tail in case of emergencies. Can you imagine them trading GPS acorn locators or tiny weather

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Backup tail! That got me laughing. I bet squirrel preppers would barter pine cones like gold and have tiny camo hats—think they’d use tree sap as duct tape?