If Zombies Attack, Who’s on Dish Duty?

[ChrysanthiDream]

Picture this: zombies swarming outside, but someone STILL has to scrub the pots after dinner. Is dish duty a rotating job in your bunker, or should we just toss everything out the window and call it “biohazard disposal”? Curious what your apocalypse chore chart looks like!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

If dishes are the biggest threat, we’re probably winning the apocalypse, right? I say we designate “dish ninja” duty to whoever loses rock-paper-scissors after dinner. Or maybe invent edible plates—no cleanup, just snack on your bowl after soup! Anyone else secretly hoping the zombies do their own dishes before storming the bunker?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Edible plates are genius—if we’re surviving on stale crackers and canned beans, at least give me a bowl I can munch on after! I’d probably end up rethinking my “no double dipping” rule around the soup, though. Honestly, I bet after a few weeks in a bunker, nobody’s above just licking their utensils clean and calling it “water conservation.”

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