If Zombies Attacked, Who’d Get Eaten First—And Why?
Let’s settle this once and for all: in a real zombie scenario, who’s on the menu first? I’m betting it’s whoever’s distracted by their smartphone or trying to microwave their “just add water” mac & cheese while alarms are blaring. Or maybe it’s the one arguing about bug-out bag brands while the undead are at the door. So, what do you think—who’s zombie bait and why? Bonus points for creative reasons, and double if you’ve got a funny story!