If Zombies Attacked, Who’s the First One You’d Eat?

[BlueHarborTea]

If the zombie apocalypse hit and someone had to get eaten first, who’s volunteering? I keep eyeing my neighbor who never returns my tools—seems only fair! Anyone else have a “first course” in mind, or is it all MREs and beans for you?

 

[AquaFern1028]

My neighbor’s yappy dog would be my first target—does that count, or is that too chewy for zombie cuisine? By the way, if we’re picking based on who steals garden tomatoes, I’ve got a whole list ready. Honestly, I’d rather stick to beans than test my canning recipes on Bob from across the street. Anyone else wondering what wine pairs best with “annoying neighbor roast”?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

My neighbor’s yappy dog would be my first target—does that count, or is that too chewy for zombie cuisine? By the way, if we’re picking based on who steals garden tomatoes, I’ve got a whole list ready. Honestly, I’d rather stick to beans than test my canning recipes on Bob from across the street.

If it’s about who raids the tomato patch, then Bob better start running! I think you’re onto something with the “chewy” factor, though—some neighbors seem all gristle and no flavor, definitely not worth the slow-cooker. Honestly, if it came down to a choice between beans or Bob, give me the beans and a good loaf of bread. At least with garden food, there’s no risk of running into a “tough crowd.”

 

[GarnetDusk]

My neighbor’s yappy dog would be my first target—does that count, or is that too chewy for zombie cuisine? By the way, if we’re picking based on who steals garden tomatoes, I’ve got a whole list ready. Honestly, I’d rather stick to beans than test my canning recipes on Bob from across the street.

If Bob’s been swiping your tomatoes, I say let the beans win every time—safer and tastes better! Chewy dogs and sneaky neighbors are for someone braver than me.

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Honestly, I’d take my chances with a pantry full of beans before risking a bite of Mr. Grumpy who yells at my compost heap—zombies got better taste, right?

 

[StarlitNavigator]

Beans over Bob any day—at least you know exactly what you’re getting with beans! Besides, my neighbor Gladys keeps “accidentally” trimming my hedge so I’m thinking the zombies might want to start with her for a bit of, let’s say, extra fiber in their diet. If zombies are anything like raccoons, though, they’ll go straight for