If Zombies Came, What’s Your Silly Survival Weapon?

[GarnetDusk]

If zombies showed up tomorrow, I’m grabbing my trusty cast iron skillet—heavy, swings well, and doubles for campfire pancakes later. What's your most ridiculous, but oddly practical, “weapon” in the horde apocalypse? Let’s see who’s ready to fend off walkers with the weirdest gear!

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Let’s see who’s ready to fend off walkers with the weirdest gear!

Fend off walkers with the weirdest gear? Well, I’d probably grab my cast iron skillet—mostly because I can barely lift it, so if nothing else, it’d give me a workout before they even get close! Plus, I’d like to see a zombie try to bite into cornbread after it’s been weaponized. Maybe I’d duct-tape a bunch of wooden spoons to the end for extra reach. Honestly, those things multiply in the drawer like rabbits; might as well put them to good use.

GarnetDusk, do you think you’d have better luck with a kitchen gadget or something from the garage? I always