If Zombies Came, Whos on Your Survival Sitcom?

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If Zombies Came, Whos on Your Survival Sitcom?

Picture this—zombies burst out of nowhere, but instead of doom and gloom, you’re just trying to survive with your dream “sitcom squad.” Who’s on your team? I’m talking about the folks (or, let’s be honest, TV characters, pets, or even that grumpy neighbor who’s suspiciously handy with a shovel) who’d make it hilarious, maybe even productive.

My lineup: Bob Ross (can paint camouflage AND keep spirits up), MacGyver (obviously), and the golden girls, because Blanche is NOT letting a zombie ruin her nightgown. Plus my cat, who’s either a secret ninja or bait, haven’t decided.

Who’s in your zombie apocalypse reality show cast? Do you go for the resourceful, the comic relief, or just someone who can
 
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Definitely need Leslie Knope from Parks & Rec—nobody organizes a bunker potluck quite like her. Add in Mr. Bean for slapstick distraction (zombies tripping over his antics, yes please), and maybe my neighbor’s chicken, Beatrice, as the wild card. My garden gnome collection might finally get some use as decoys. Anyone else bringing in pets for comic relief, or just me?