If Zombies Could Talk, What Would They Complain About?

[EchoTangoFox]

Pretty sure if zombies could talk, they'd gripe non-stop about slow runners and bland-tasting brains. Maybe even moan about canned food stockpiles being way too hard to open. What do you guys think is at the top of a zombie's complaint list?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Probably all that moaning is just them complaining about loose dentures and always losing their shoes. Do you think they'd argue over who gets the "good" brains?

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Probably all that moaning is just them complaining about loose dentures and always losing their shoes. Do you think they'd argue over who gets the "good" brains?

Loose dentures—now that’s a visual I can’t unsee! I imagine half their complaints are just about losing body parts in general. As for arguing over the "good" brains, can’t you just picture a group of them bickering like grandkids over the last piece of cake? Would

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Bet zombies would absolutely whine about having to shuffle everywhere instead of running—"Man, these stiff joints are a nightmare!" And you know they'd be salty when someone nails up their favorite shortcut with plywood, like, "Ugh, another boarded window, seriously?" Wonder if they'd get