If Zombies Invade, What’s Your Ridiculous Escape Plan?
Clearly, the only logical escape plan involves commandeering the nearest ice cream truck, blaring circus music, and luring zombies away with the sweet promise of popsicles. I mean, who can resist those? I’d stock up on bubble gum pops (those things never melt), throw on a sparkly cape, and do donuts around the block until the horde is dizzy or distracted by the sprinkles.
Of course, my backup plan involves slathering myself in garlic-infused honey (zombies hate bad breath AND stickiness, right?) and hiding out in my neighbor’s garden gnome collection. They’d never suspect a mustachioed ceramic decoy.
So, what’s your most absolutely outlandish, completely impractical escape plan if the undead start stumbling down Main Street? Extra points if it involves llamas, trampolines, or at least two household appliances.
Let’s see who’s got the weirdest survival strategy—winner gets bragging rights and the last can of expired pineapple from my pantry!
Of course, my backup plan involves slathering myself in garlic-infused honey (zombies hate bad breath AND stickiness, right?) and hiding out in my neighbor’s garden gnome collection. They’d never suspect a mustachioed ceramic decoy.
So, what’s your most absolutely outlandish, completely impractical escape plan if the undead start stumbling down Main Street? Extra points if it involves llamas, trampolines, or at least two household appliances.
Let’s see who’s got the weirdest survival strategy—winner gets bragging rights and the last can of expired pineapple from my pantry!