If Zombies Invade, What’s Your Silliest Weapon Choice?
Picture this: the undead are clawing at your door, you’ve run out of ammo, and the only thing left in your reach is… a flamingo lawn ornament. What’s your go-to silly weapon for zombie defense? I keep looking at my garden gnome army and thinking they’d make great little projectiles (bonus points if the zombies trip and faceplant into a patch of prickly raspberry bushes).
Let’s be honest, we all have that one ridiculous item in our homes or yards that, in a pinch, could double as a makeshift “zombie deterrent.” Maybe it’s your collection of mismatched frying pans (cast iron for real damage, Teflon for style points) or a supersoaker filled with questionable liquids. I have a friend who swears by swinging a pool noodle “for morale,” whatever that means
Let’s be honest, we all have that one ridiculous item in our homes or yards that, in a pinch, could double as a makeshift “zombie deterrent.” Maybe it’s your collection of mismatched frying pans (cast iron for real damage, Teflon for style points) or a supersoaker filled with questionable liquids. I have a friend who swears by swinging a pool noodle “for morale,” whatever that means