If Zombies Invade, What’s Your Silly Weapon of Choice?

[MeadowWhisperer]

If zombies come crashing through my backyard, I’m grabbing my trusty garden rake and a bucket of marbles—slippery surprise attack! What ridiculous “weapon” are you arming yourself with during the apocalypse? Bonus points for creativity (and possible trip hazards)!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Definitely grabbing my old library stamp and a sack of expired card catalogs—nothing like “checking out” zombies with overdue fines! Anyone else think rubber chickens could double as nunchucks?