If Zombies Invade, Whats Your Silly Weapon of Choice?
Picture this: you’re surrounded by a ragtag horde of zombies and the only thing within arm’s reach is… your grandma’s cast iron skillet. I’m going full Looney Tunes and swinging for the fences. Heavy enough to pancake a zombie skull, doubles as a campfire cookpot, and gives you some serious upper body workout. Talk about multi-purpose gear!
But if I’m being honest, I’ve always thought about wielding my old tenor sax like an overgrown brass club. You ever clocked a walker with a jazz riff and 8lbs of metal? Might not stop ‘em, but at least they’d be confused (or mildly impressed). Bonus points if the undead pick up a few musical tips on their way down.
So what’s your go-to for the silly apocalypse? Maybe wielding a garden gnome or launching canned beans via homemade catapult? Let’s hear the silliest, most over-the-top weapon you’d grab when the undead start shuffling through your potato patch. Creative points for anything that
But if I’m being honest, I’ve always thought about wielding my old tenor sax like an overgrown brass club. You ever clocked a walker with a jazz riff and 8lbs of metal? Might not stop ‘em, but at least they’d be confused (or mildly impressed). Bonus points if the undead pick up a few musical tips on their way down.
So what’s your go-to for the silly apocalypse? Maybe wielding a garden gnome or launching canned beans via homemade catapult? Let’s hear the silliest, most over-the-top weapon you’d grab when the undead start shuffling through your potato patch. Creative points for anything that
