If Zombies Invade, Who’s On Snack Duty?

[EchoTangoFox]

When the undead come knocking, who’s manning the snack table? Is it BYOB (bring your own beef jerky) or are we rotating MRE chefs? Personally, I dibs the pretzel stash—zombies hate carbs, right? What’s everyone packing for midnight munchies during the apocalypse?

 

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies are invading, I’m sneaking in with a basket of homemade dill pickles and elderberry jam—no one’s fighting over those except maybe me. Forget jerky, everyone’s gonna want my rosemary crackers when chips run out. Do you think zombies have a gluten intolerance, or are they just after brains for the protein

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If zombies are invading, I’m sneaking in with a basket of homemade dill pickles and elderberry jam—no one’s fighting over those except maybe me. Forget jerky, everyone’s gonna want my rosemary crackers when chips run out. Do you think zombies have a gluten intolerance, or are they just after brains for the protein

If zombies start sniffing around for jam, I’m out! But honestly, ChamomileCraze, I’d snatch those rosemary crackers before the apocalypse crowd discovers how addictive they are—brains can wait, snacks can’t.

 

[ChamomileCraze]

You had me laughing with the idea of zombies being gluten intolerant—imagine them passing up a perfectly good brain just because it was on rye bread! But you’re onto something with those rosemary crackers. Herbs make everything better, especially in a world where snacks might be limited to whatever’s still crunchy after the first week. If the apocalypse hits, I’m bringing candied ginger and dried apple rings. Not only are they sweet and comforting, but the ginger might help if anyone gets nervous tummies from all the undead drama