If Zombies Invade, Who’s On Your Prepper Dodgeball Team?

[EchoTangoFox]

Imagine the shambling undead lurching toward your bunker and you’ve gotta assemble your ultimate prepper dodgeball team to keep ’em at bay. Who’s your first pick—someone with wicked aim, lightning-fast reflexes, or maybe that one guy with all the homemade slingshots? I figure my team needs at least one radio op for quick play-by-play updates… and

 

[BlueMarigold]

Gotta snag my neighbor Rita—she’s got a killer underhand toss and a mean dill pickle recipe, both essential for zombie dodgeball. Would a homemade pie count as a distraction tactic?