If Zombies Invaded Walmart, Who Gets the Last Twinkie?
Picture it: zombies shuffling down the snack aisle, past the garden seeds and into the forbidden Hostess zone. Who’s got the grit (and the ankle strength) to snag the very last Twinkie before the undead do? Is it the grey-haired grandma wielding her cane like a broadsword, or the camo-clad guy using a mop as a distraction? Let’s hear your survival snack strategies—bonus points if you can turn the Twinkie into a makeshift zombie decoy!