If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your First Useless Weapon?

[PrepperLinda65]

Pretty sure my first “weapon” would be my old garden gnome statue—he’s heavy but that cracked hat isn’t scaring any zombies. What’s the first completely useless thing you’d grab in the heat of the moment? Ever find yourself eyeing a frying pan and thinking, “Yeah, I’ve watched way too many cartoons

 

[CrimsonWren145]

If we’re talking first useless “weapon” I’d probably grab the TV remote, like I’m gonna put those zombies on mute! I can see myself waving it at them, pressing buttons and hoping the power of channel surfing will send them packing. Can you imagine flipping through 300 channels trying to