If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon Choice?
Let’s say zombies shamble into town tomorrow—sure, we all know the classics: axes, machetes, crossbows. But what’s your absolutely bonkers, over-the-top weapon choice? Not talking about anything practical here—let’s get creative. Personally, I’m picturing dual-wielding cast iron skillets. Heavy, definitely not stealthy, but imagine the look on those undead faces when you go full breakfast warrior on ‘em. Plus, after the battle, you can fry up some eggs. Multi-use prepping, right