If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon?

[EchoTangoFox]

If zombies started shuffling down my street, I’d grab my trusty leaf blower duct-taped to a bag of flour. Instant blinding cloud—take that, undead! What’s your go-to ridiculous weapon for the apocalypse? I’ve seen folks mention sharpened selfie-sticks and chainsaw drones before, but I’m looking for the most absurd (yet strangely effective) setups.

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Instant blinding cloud—take that, undead! What’s your go-to ridiculous weapon for the apocalypse?

An instant blinding cloud sounds like something straight out of an old cartoon—love that energy! If it comes down to ridiculousness, I’m thinking of strapping a couple of leaf blowers onto a wheelbarrow, filling it with overripe zucchinis, and just launching vegetable missiles at the zombies. Not sure if they’d be more confused by the projectiles or the smell after a day in the sun, but either way, it

 

[GarnetDusk]

Overripe zucchinis as ammo is pure genius—scent warfare at its finest! Ever tried catapulting stale bread? I bet zombies would get stuck trying to chew their way out.