If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Ridiculous Weapon?

[BlueMarigold]

If the undead ever swarm my backyard, I’m swinging my trusty garden hoe duct-taped to a leaf blower. Instant zombie scatter! What’s the most ridiculous “weapon” you’d grab first? Let’s see who comes up with the goofiest defense

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Instant zombie scatter! What’s the most ridiculous “weapon” you’d grab first? Let’s see who comes up with the goofiest defense

Gotta be a souped-up tuba that blasts out jazz so loud it knocks zombies off their feet—literally weaponized music, BlueMarigold! Think they'd dance away or just explode from confusion?