If Zombies Invaded, What’s Your Silliest First Move?

[StarlitNavigator]

First thing I’d do is slap a “Do Not Disturb – Napping” sign on my front door and hope the zombies respect basic porch etiquette. If that fails, I’m hiding in the pantry with emergency chocolate. What’s your go-to move when the undead start knocking?

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

If that fails, I’m hiding in the pantry with emergency chocolate. What’s your go-to move when the undead start knocking?

Emergency chocolate is a solid plan, but I'd probably barricade myself in the library stacks and fend off zombies with overdue fines—let’s see them outrun bureaucracy!