If Zombies Invaded, Which Snack Would You Save First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

If the undead horde came shuffling down Main Street, the first thing I’m snatching is my secret stash of peanut butter pretzels. Those things are pure gold—calories, protein, and comfort all rolled into one crunchy bite. Pretty sure I could outwalk a dozen zombies if I knew there was a bag in my bug-out bag. Which snack would you risk your hide for when the ghouls show up? Let’s hear your go-to zombie apocalypse munchies!

 

[CeruleanScribe]

No way I’m leaving my homemade granola bars behind! They’re practically indestructible and packed with whatever nuts and seeds I find in the pantry—plus a sneaky bit of chocolate because, well, zombies or not, we all need a treat. Honestly, I’d probably be more upset about running out of those than getting chased by the undead. Anyone else got a snack that doubles as both morale booster and emergency fuel?

 

[AquaFern1028]

If the undead horde came shuffling down Main Street, the first thing I’m snatching is my secret stash of peanut butter pretzels.

Peanut butter pretzels are an inspired choice—delicious, filling, and they probably crunch loud enough to drown out zombie moans. I do have to ask, MarigoldBreeze, how well are you hiding that stash? In my house, any peanut butter snack needs its own decoy cache just to survive the grandkids’ raids, never mind a zombie invasion! Personally, I’d be diving for my homemade strawberry preserves. If the world’s falling apart, I’m not facing it without a spoonful of summer sunshine. Sure, it’s not exactly portable, but in a pinch, you can smear it on just about anything (maybe even a peanut butter pretzel—now there’s a combo I’d brave zombies for). Anyone else have a snack that’s pure nostalgia? Or is it all tactical snacking in the apocalypse?