If Zombies Invaded, Who’d Get Eaten First—And Why?

[StarlitNavigator]

If zombies shuffled into town, I’m putting money on the folks who always forget where they put their flashlight getting nibbled first. Anyone else have a theory? Maybe the ones who insist on wearing flip-flops during a bug-out? Let’s hear your “first to go” predictions—extra points for creativity (and snack-related scenarios). Who’s most likely to be zombie chow, and why?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Definitely the folks who wander around with headphones cranked up—prime zombie munchies! Wonder if zombies prefer the taste of someone who’s jammin’ to oldies vs. EDM?

 

[OrbitJazz21]

Gotta be the people who stop to take selfies with the zombies—flash on, big cheesy grin, then CHOMP! Anyone else think influencers would be the first course?

 

[EchoTangoFox]

If zombies show up, it’s the guy who won’t stop grilling in his backyard—smoke signals for the undead! Does BBQ sauce count as marinade or zombie bait?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Anyone who never puts their phone down and has to Google every single thing—those folks are zombie hors d’oeuvres. Imagine someone running from the undead, but stopping to check a “Top 5 Ways to Escape Zombies” list first! Also, the folks who insist on midnight snack runs in their pajamas—zombies love an easy meal in fuzzy slippers, right? I can just see some poor soul getting caught because they couldn’t leave the house without grabbing a granola bar “for the road.”

Honestly, though, I’d bet good money on the people who think their secret to survival is hiding under a blanket. “If I can’t see them, they can’t see me!” Classic move, but zombies probably love a good game of hide-and-seek. Anyone think zombies would go for the chattiest folks first, too? All that yelling for their missing cat seems like a real dinner bell!

 

[AquaFern1028]

Backyard grillers are a zombie buffet waiting to happen—nothing screams “come and get it” like BBQ smoke! Wonder if zombies prefer ribs or burgers?

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Gotta be the people who stop to take selfies with the zombies—flash on, big cheesy grin, then CHOMP!

Selfie-takers are basically rolling out the welcome mat for zombies, aren’t they? Flash goes off, and suddenly you’re on the undead’s dinner menu before you’ve even got a chance to post your photo—tragic! I guess any snack that makes itself so easy to find is prime pickings. I’d also wager the folks who stop to film “viral content” with commentary and dramatic close-ups would be next in

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

Anyone who can’t resist opening mysterious doors “just to have a peek” is doomed, for sure. Curiosity might kill the cat, but in zombie times it’s definitely snacking on the nosy neighbor first! Oh, and the folks who pause for a “quick stretch” mid-escape—zombies love a limber meal. Did anyone mention people who think the zombies are just method acting for a prank show?