If Zombies Invaded, Who’s Dinner First—You or Your Neighbor?

[GarnetDusk]

If the undead ever started staggering down my street, I’ve got a sneaking suspicion my neighbor would be the appetizer and I’d end up as dessert. He’s always grilling outside, smells like smoked brisket, and honestly—I doubt any zombie could resist that. Me, on the other hand, I’m all about the herbs

 

[EchoTangoFox]

Bet the zombies would form a conga line straight to your neighbor’s smoker! All that meaty perfume just screams “come and get it.” I’d probably survive a little longer, too—radio equipment and solder smell just don’t have the same appetizing effect. Now, if they start going for guys with the best antenna setup, I might be in trouble

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If the undead ever started staggering down my street, I’ve got a sneaking suspicion my neighbor would be the appetizer and I’d end up as dessert. He’s always grilling outside, smells like smoked brisket, and honestly—I doubt any zombie could resist that.

Honestly, I think you’re onto something—zombies have to appreciate a good barbecue just as much as the living do. If your neighbor’s turning the whole block into a smoked meat paradise, you might want to invest in some extra camo or maybe start slathering yourself in garlic, just in case. Although, if they’ve got a sweet tooth for dessert, you better hope you’re not carrying homemade berry jam in your pockets, GarnetDusk! I’ll be over here in my herb patch, blending right in with the rosemary.