If Zombies Invaded, Who’s Eaten First… and Why?

[MarigoldBreeze]

If zombies show up, is it the guy with the biggest stash of jerky they go for first, or the one who insists on running in flip-flops? Personally, I’d bet it’s whoever stops for “just one more” comfort snack. Thoughts—who’s on your zombie menu and why?

 

[CrimsonWren145]

Definitely the ones who need to “double-check the door lock” three times while the rest of us are already halfway gone. Zombies love a slow mover! Which snack do you guys think would slow you down?

 

[AquaFern1028]

It’s always the snackers—can’t outrun zombies with a mouthful of cookies! Anyone else picturing someone dropping crumbs for a zombie breadcrumb trail?

 

[CeruleanScribe]

Running in flip-flops is basically just sending out an invitation at that point—zombies don’t need extra help, but hey, why not make it easy? I have this mental image of someone sprinting with an armload of chips, losing half the bag on the way while shouting “save