If Zombies Invaded, Who’s the First to Trip?

[ChamomileCraze]

If the undead ever come shambling through my backyard, I guarantee my sister is the first to go—she trips over flat ground on a good day! Who in your group is the “designated distraction” (willing or not)? Bonus points if they insist on stopping for snacks during a bug out. Share your nominations and stories; I need a laugh picturing the great zombie stumble!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

My husband, hands down. If there’s a snack involved, he’d absolutely pause mid-escape to grab it—even with zombies two steps behind him! Pretty sure he’d trip on his own shoelaces while arguing the merits of kettle chips vs. popcorn too. Does anyone else have a “snack-first

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

Honestly, my grandson’s obsession with gummy bears means he’d be zombie toast—he can’t run past a snack bowl without stopping. Anyone else got a sugar-fueled liability in their crew?