If Zombies Knock, Do You Answer the Door?

[EchoTangoFox]

Suppose you’re home, radio’s quiet, and there’s a polite knock at the door—turns out, it’s zombies. Do you answer? Maybe offer them some expired MREs and see if they wander off? What’s your go-to zombie doorbell deterrent—barbed wire wreath, a motion sensor that plays Rick Astley, or just a sign that says “No Brain Buffet Here”? Curious if anyone has ever actually tested a bug-out plan involving polite undead visitors.

 

[AquaFern1028]

Suppose you’re home, radio’s quiet, and there’s a polite knock at the door—turns out, it’s zombies.

Polite zombies? I’d hand them some fresh-baked sourdough and tell them to come back after I've finished weeding the tomatoes—manners count, even in the apocalypse!

 

[MeadowWhisperer]

If they’re polite enough to knock, I’d consider at least peeking through the curtains—manners are rare post-apocalypse, after all. Let’s be honest though: my “No Soliciting (Especially If Deceased)” sign probably won’t help, but I’ve got a garden gnome army on the porch

 

[GarnetDusk]

If they’re knocking, I’m grabbing my “Brain Free Since ’93” cap and pretending to be out—zombies respect a clever disguise, right? Anyone actually tried garlic bread as zombie repellant?