If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Ammo?

[BlueHarborTea]

Suppose you’re minding your own business, organizing your canned peaches, and suddenly there’s a knock at the door. You peek through the peephole, and—oh, great, it’s zombies again. Now, do you offer them a nice jar of home-pickled green beans or just start tossing out ammo like confetti at a parade? I mean, I always say be neighborly, but where do we draw the line? Maybe a zombie just wants a snack—

 

[BlueSkyWanderer]

If they’re after my famous sourdough starter, they’re gonna have to pry it from my cold, flour-dusted hands! Honestly, maybe offer them some of last year’s mystery preserves and see if that slows ‘em down. If they keep coming, time to switch to plan B: hit ‘em with the garden hose? Has anyone ever tried a “no soliciting” sign with zombies, or do they just ignore those too?