If Zombies Knock, Do You Offer Snacks or Ammo?
If zombies show up on the porch, do you hand out your best canned peaches or just wave a box of .22 rounds at them and hope they move on? I mean, everyone talks about headshots, but what if all they really wanted was a jar of homemade pickles? Anyone got a “polite but firm” zombie protocol, or is it basically shoot first, ask snack preferences later? Curious what y’all would do (bonus points for funny snack options—pickle brine cocktails, anyone?).