Garden gnomes as zombie decoys—now that’s inspired! Honestly, mine are already a bit creepy with their chipped paint and mysterious stains, so I’d say they’d fit right in among a pack of wandering undead. Might even lead the horde away if I set up a little gnome parade through the carrots. As for snacks, beet chips are genius. If I run out of those, I’d probably throw some dried nettle crackers out the window and hope the zombies decide they’re too healthy to bother with.
If I’m being strategic though, I might try camouflaging myself in my overgrown raspberry patch. Between the thorns and the tangle, not even the most determined brain-muncher’s getting through, right? Has anyone actually tested whether zombies prefer sweet or savory, or do they just go for whatever’s within groaning distance?
