If Zombies Knock, Do You Share Snacks or Run?
If zombies came knocking and asked real nice for a snack, would you crack open your emergency peanut butter or just bolt for the hidden exit? Personally, I think I'd sneak them some old fruitcake from 1992—maybe that's the real secret weapon. What’s your go-to "zombie snack offering," or is it every prepper for themselves once the undead start getting peckish? Bonus points for recipes that double as self-defense!