If Zombies Knock, Do You Share Your Snacks?

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If Zombies Knock, Do You Share Your Snacks?

So, hypothetical scenario: zombies crash your perimeter, but instead of brains, they want freeze-dried strawberries and jerky. Are you handing out rations, or is it every prepper for themselves? What snack would you use to distract ‘em long enough to escape?
 
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If those zombies sniff out my roasted chickpea stash, they’re in for a surprise—nothing says “get lost” like a mouthful of extra-garlic snacks! Maybe I’d toss ‘em a box of stale rice cakes just to see if they can chew through ‘em. Wonder if zombies prefer sweet or savory?
 
If zombies want my snacks, they’re getting the mystery flavor granola bars from the back of the closet. Wonder if they’d trade for some homemade jam?