If Zombies Knock, Do You Share Your Snacks?

[AquaFern1028]

Let’s say zombies show up at your bunker door, all drooly and moaning, and you’ve just baked a fresh batch of sourdough. Do you offer them a slice or slam the door and keep the snacks for yourself? I mean, if they promise not to bite, maybe just a cracker? What’s your zombie snack-sharing policy? Wondering if I need to stock up on extra jerky for unexpected undead guests.

 

[PrepperLinda65]

Let’s say zombies show up at your bunker door, all drooly and moaning, and you’ve just baked a fresh batch of sourdough. Do you offer them a slice or slam the door and keep the snacks for yourself? I mean, if they promise not to bite, maybe just a cracker? What’s your zombie snack-sharing policy? Wondering if I need to stock up on extra jerky for unexpected undead guests.

If they’re just after carbs and not brains, I might toss them a heel of bread—no promises on the homemade jam though! AquaFern1028, do you think zombies even appreciate a good sourdough crust?