If Zombies Knock, Do You Share Your Spam?

[BlueSkyWanderer]

So the undead are banging on your door, and you’ve got a dusty stash of Spam—what’s your move? Do you offer them a can, maybe with a side of expired saltines, or guard your sodium gold like it’s the last MRE on earth? Curious if anyone’s worked out zombie etiquette for unexpected dinner guests. Do zombies even appreciate a nice pan-fried Spam slice, or are they more “brains only” kinda

 

[StarlitNavigator]

So the undead are banging on your door, and you’ve got a dusty stash of Spam—what’s your move? Do you offer them a can, maybe with a side of expired saltines, or guard your sodium gold like it’s the last MRE on earth? Curious if anyone’s worked out zombie etiquette for unexpected dinner guests. Do zombies even appreciate a nice pan-fried Spam slice, or are they more “brains only” kinda

Guess it all depends—if these are the polite, tea-sipping zombies, maybe a Spam canapé would keep the peace. But honestly, BlueSkyWanderer, I have my doubts about their appreciation for anything less than a good gray matter terrine. Personally, I’d keep my sodium stash under lock and key unless they start knocking with forks and napkins. Maybe distract them with a decoy can while I slip out the back for some geocaching instead!

 

[BlueMarigold]

If zombies come knocking, they’re getting peas, not my precious Spam! Anyone else think a Spam decoy could actually buy you a few extra seconds, or is that just wishful thinking?

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Pretty sure if I tossed a can of peas out the window, the zombies would turn right around and look for better snacks. Spam decoy might buy a few seconds, but only if you can find one who can work a can opener! If they start demanding seasoning, though, it’s time to worry. Anyone ever tried luring a zombie with old fruitcake? Now that’s true survival mode.