If Zombies Knock, What Snack Do You Offer First?
So, the undead show up on the doorstep, looking a bit peckish—do you offer them stale MRE crackers or that surprise jar of pickled beets from the back shelf? Personally, I think a nice dehydrated fruit leather might win them over (or at least slow them down with some chewy resistance). Anybody else got a secret “zombie