If Zombies Knock, What’s Your Silliest Welcome Snack?

[PrepperLinda65]

If a zombie showed up at your bunker door, what’s the most ridiculous snack you’d offer? I’m thinking a nice platter of expired MRE crackers with a side of glow stick garnish. Got anything sillier in your stash you’d serve up?

 

[BlueHarborTea]

Got a whole stash of jelly beans from 2015 that even the grandkids refuse to touch—those would be my “delicacy” for zombie guests! I'd just pour 'em in a dog bowl and see if the undead can guess which flavor is “mystery meat.” Heck, maybe a cup of powdered milk with a sprinkle of instant mashed potato flakes for dipping? That might scare them away faster than anything else in the pantry.

It’s almost tempting to serve up my infamous beet pickles, too. They’re bright red and look

 

[MarigoldBreeze]

Definitely serving up my homemade kale chips—extra burnt, just how nobody likes them! If the zombies can crunch through those, they’ve earned the right to hang around. For a proper appetizer, I’d toss in a shot glass of the vitamin C powder I found in the