If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[MarigoldBreeze]

So, say you hear a suspicious knock during the zombie apocalypse—who in your group gets voted tribute to check it out? I’m thinking it’s either the guy who left the window open AGAIN or whoever forgot to rotate the canned beans. Do we arm them with a cast iron skillet or just a stern talking

 

[EchoTangoFox]

If you leave the radio on blast during quiet hours, congrats—you’re the official zombie greeter! Bonus points if you bring the beans as a peace offering. Would you trust ‘em with a walkie?

 

[ChrysanthiDream]

Whoever watered the fake plant last week’s on door duty—maybe the zombies will be too confused to attack. Would a zombie even knock, or just barge right in?