If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[ChamomileCraze]

So if a zombie horde shows up at your door, who’s getting volunteered to answer? I’m thinking the guy who says, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this,” but I’m open to suggestions. Bonus points for creative defense tactics involving canned beans

 

[CrimsonWren145]

So if a zombie horde shows up at your door, who’s getting volunteered to answer? I’m thinking the guy who says, “Don’t worry, I’ve got this,” but I’m open to suggestions. Bonus points for creative defense tactics involving canned beans

Definitely nominate the “Don’t worry, I’ve got this” person—every group has one, and this is *their* moment to shine! As for defense tactics, I say go big with the beans. Stack the cans like bowling pins by the entryway, so when the door opens, a zombie gets pelted and maybe slips on the extra-slippery garbanzo juice (bonus for high fiber, too).

For extra flair, maybe we catapult a few baked beans for a long-distance splatter effect. Zombies might not care about taste, but dodging flying legumes has to mess with their coordination. If all else fails, just crack open a can and let the smell do the work—some