If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Picture this: you’re two cans of spam deep into a midnight card game during the apocalypse when there’s a polite, if slightly soggy, knock on the door. The shuffling outside doesn’t sound like Amazon with a package, unless they’ve started delivering brains. Who’s the first one in your bunker to check? Personally, I think it’s a job for whoever lost the last round of Go Fish, but the guy with the headlamp always seems way too eager.
So… do you have a “zombie doorbell protocol”? Does it go by rock-paper-scissors, whoever’s closest, or just the person most confident in their “undead don’t scare me” face? Maybe you’ve got a state-of-the-art drone, but for the rest of us, it’s probably a heated debate and a lot of squinting through a peephole.
Would love to hear your bunker’s official policy—
So… do you have a “zombie doorbell protocol”? Does it go by rock-paper-scissors, whoever’s closest, or just the person most confident in their “undead don’t scare me” face? Maybe you’ve got a state-of-the-art drone, but for the rest of us, it’s probably a heated debate and a lot of squinting through a peephole.
Would love to hear your bunker’s official policy—