If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?

[CrimsonWren145]

Let’s say the zombies show up on your porch—who’s the designated door answerer in your household, and do you hand them a canned good or just your in-laws’ address? Bonus points for creative diversion tactics!

 

[ChamomileCraze]

In this house, the cat’s the first responder—she’s always at the door before any of us even notice something’s out there. If zombies show up, I’d probably distract them with some homemade elderberry syrup (does wonders for the undead complexion, I hear) while sneaking out the back with the good seeds. Has anyone tried luring zombies away with a compost heap? Pretty sure the smell would do the trick.