If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Let’s say you’re enjoying a peaceful evening, canning up the last of the tomatoes (because, of course, we all know the real apocalypse is when you run out of jars), and suddenly there’s a suspicious knock at the door. You peek out and—yup, zombies. Not just one, but a whole pack, and none of them brought a casserole. So, who do you send to answer?
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