If Zombies Knock, Who Answers the Door First?
Suppose you’re bunkered in and someone’s pounding on the door—except it’s got that signature undead groan. Who’s the lucky soul answering? Is it the one who lost the last can opener, or does the guy with the worst aim get nominated? Maybe we could train the neighbor’s cat for recon? Curious how y’all would pick your “door greeter” when it’s brains on the line. Let the madness begin!
