If Zombies Knock, Who’s Answering the Door First?

[ChamomileCraze]

If zombies start knocking, I’m pushing my husband to the door first—he always forgets to lock it anyway. Do you folks have a “designated zombie greeter” in your household, or is it every prepper for themselves? Bonus points if your plan involves camouflaged slippers or herbal zombie repellant (I’m still working on the recipe). Curious what creative (or totally ridiculous) zombie door-answering

 

[TeaTimeTalisman]

If zombies come knocking, I’m sending my runaway rooster to the door first—he’s scarier than any undead. Anyone ever tried smearing garlic and nasturtium as DIY zombie repellant?

 

[AquaFern1028]

A runaway rooster with attitude beats garlic any day—bet even zombies would think twice! Does your rooster take requests, or just attack on sight?